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Bleurgh. Looks like a kids been messing with poster paints.

You do have a slightly melancholy/goth/artiste look about you there Fing

Gratz matey!

Yes, a hotdog.

Mmm hotdog. Luckily,

an uncanny resemblance

Congratulations both of you!

They would spend

(is it just me or does Fingo have an obsession with cheese? )

Anyway, these aliens

breath smell cheesy

made their fatal

rofl... not seen the Rohan episode before, hilarious! :D Although... [Group] Frodo: Trade bugged. [Group] Aragorn: Trade bugged I disagree, you just don't want to give it up. Hand it over! I'm pretty sure someone has been censoring this, I distinctly remember this line was a bit coarser originally! :P

do something about the strange trans-dimensional reality rifts on Dorket which occasionally caused inexplicable leaps in the natural flow of events

overwhelming demand for fake T.I.T.s amongst

our hero couldn't stop

dancing hamster, and you said

approached by a

his mum's home-made smelly blue

aargh joo muppets

Once upon a time there was this guy who was an alien from the planet Dorket...

and he had a very

Another for the alliance forums please

Ooh cool smilies!