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Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King ?

Ghengis wrote:

Bracken wrote:Debbie Does Dallas?

i`ve seen that and there were no goats, so how come you know it?????

Evzy told me about it...once I realised there were no goats in it I turned it off in disgust

Debbie Does Dallas?

Javai wrote:The bands name is also a word used to mean 'good' or 'nice' in Wales.

"There's lovely" ?

Ok, more than 1 word that...

Congrats to you and teh missus

As for names, don't be shy, you know you want to...Brackenetta (that's teh female version!)

Wizard of Oz?

Ghengis wrote:Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

The Ten Commandments? (I'm sure Charlton Heston said that line)

I've run out of comedy songs to use as my guesses

Evzy wrote:

What the hell do you know about surfing? You're from goddamned New Jersey.

Gone with the Wind?

Ghengis wrote: hey hey hey heyheyhey hey hey hey heeeey

Sisters of Mercy - Dominion ?

If he is taking up Telesales then he is not retiring is he...durrrr.. Its "Part 9 - Jason puts his feet up after finishing his telesales job." Of course he can retire from a life of crime and then take up telesales...just like Tony Adams who retired from a life of crime to take up coachin...

Syri wrote:

At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime.

Friday 13th Part 8 - Jason Takes Up Telesales ?

The Great Escape?

Davim wrote:

We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target s***s him or herself. Try it on.

Wallace and Gromit - the Wrong Trousers?

Fingoniel wrote:given it's Bracken - two little boys by Rolf Harris

Correct! Dunno how you guessed tbh.

Evzy wrote: And next answer is easy = all Brackens quote's are Val Doonican!!

It's much more sophisticated than that!

Right then...another classic song quote...:

"Long years passed, war came so fast
Bravely they marched away
Cannon roared loud, and in the mad crowd
Wounded and dying lay"

So was I right?

Evzy wrote:

Bracken wrote:

Ghengis wrote:i`m so in love with you, i`ll be forever blue.

Give A Little Respect (or whatever it was called)?

You soo know every song they ever did....and you style yourself like them too!!

Only because you sent me copies of your entire Erasure cd collection

Ghengis wrote:i`m so in love with you, i`ll be forever blue.

Give A Little Respect (or whatever it was called)?

I believe it was sung by some quite kinky people. Rod, Jane and Freddy? You know Jane is appearing as the fairy in Jack and the Beanstalk in Newport this Xmas get your tickets now....actually I looked at price of tickets and decided on watching Polar Express on DVD instead :) How the mighty have fa...

nope... another quote: June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will...

Yowin wrote:I believe it was sung by some quite kinky people.

Rod, Jane and Freddy?

Got to ask a question, do you spend all day looking up pictures of goats at work? I've got to wonder what goes through you work colleagues minds! You should see the constant flow that enters my inbox from him. It's frightening that one man (given that it's Evzy we're talking about, I use the term l...

Ran?

Yowin wrote:

Ill keep you warm and youll keep me sane

St. Winifred's School Choir - "Grandma We Love You?"

Now go on and put your quote, before Evzy comes up with some obscure title from a Welsh goat herder who was only known in a 4 mile radius around Bridgend. Ah Sionwen said he knew you, I thought he was joking just because he tended goats, like you ...erm....(CENSORED) goats as well... Never heard of...

Oh no he didn't, don't give that man any credit. You were the only one to put the title.

Now go on and put your quote, before Evzy comes up with some obscure title from a Welsh goat herder who was only known in a 4 mile radius around Bridgend.

Doh! I was sure I had it...

Evzy wrote:you can guess this one

I already had my guess...I think it's the right one too! Just waiting for Yowin to confirm the victory