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spider as big as THAT before".

Grabbing the phone, she quickly dialled the phone number of her best friend.

"Annette" she gasped, "I really need you to....

That is just so cute!

slap him with the wet fish she had hidden in her coat.

"Oh Fabrice" she sighed, "I thought you were going to......

Shaking his head at the incredibility of his memories, he resumes his task of shaving the bear. Reaching into his pocket, he...

...his mother.

"Can you help me with this please?" cries Pete desperately, pointing back the way he came. "That leprechaun over there wants me to...

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Digby the Biggest Dog in the World?

....to Pete, who was at that moment doing a pretty good impersonation of George Michael. Pete took one look at the leprechaun, snatched the salt and pepper shakes off of him and....

The leprechaun-that-somewhat-resembled-Gary Glitter stood up, brushed himself off and turned round very slowly.

"I really don't think....

I love a good fight!

No, don't think its that one. How about that K-9?

Girlie films are ok to be quoted - though I will have to ask teh missus for clues as I just can't sit thru chick flicks - unless I have a good book in my hand but then teh missus starts weeping at the sob bit where either a) someone dies b) someone is born c) someone falls in love d) etc usually in...

You're really very brave to post that here, but then again this is a MANLY thread isn't it so there are probably others out there who think the same as you...

Evzy wrote:what is this travesty - Bridget Jones quotes in the Movie Quote thread....

There goes teh neighbourhood

Well I was bound to get a quote at some point wasn't I!?! Just wait until next time....

Well done

I did think it was about time for a girly film though.

Yes to the Hugh Grant bit.

*bangs head against wall*


No.

None of the above.

Last clue:

"Wait a minute... nice boys don't kiss like that"

Don't know how anyone could fail to get it now...

COME ON GIRLS!!

Ummmm no?

No, no and no.

Another slightly easier clue:



"Hello, Mummy. "

No and No.

Oh my, thats a first!!

I don't know any films well enough

Okay here we go:


"Frankly darling, if I had the chance again I wouldn't have had children."

Oh, oh, A Bugs Life?

Finding Nemo?

I now know why its always you blokes who know all these films quotes....you all actually have more spare time than we do!!

Lorthania wrote:Good thing babies come with automatic auditive location orientation

Well lets hope its a boy then. Girls just cry a lot.



(sorry for thread hijack By - glad to see you're enjoying it!!)

Have you found the cactii yet Evzy? You'll need to take more care with a baby

Even I might have guessed that one.

No idea on this one btw (as usual).

If Evzy's quoting it, I don't think I want to know either!

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