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errrm ....Metal Mickey?

Bah! I dont want all them police. I guess i will have to withdraw my bid.

Free net curtains ooooo u sure know how to tempt a toon

i only have cash tho ... have u got change of a twenty ?

looks a bit pokey :/

Heres a new one for you ...and I cant help but do easy ones :/ No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A t...

hehe yer u norty bisquit

Spaceballs

yeah it is ... i make em too easy dont i

Ok its over the mandatory 24 hours so:

Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse.

I live quite close to Orpington too and noticed nothing here. I have quite a few guildies that live down in that area and tried to msn them but tbh if they are awake at this time it means they prolly didnt sleep yet :P My wife works for Eurostar and they have seen no need to disrupt services. So see...

hehe some nice responses ... none of them right tho :) it is a les used quote tbh here have another clue :) Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society....

Nope not this time

Here you go then

Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"

OK

Yeah?

Has it been 24 hours ?

Well at least we agree on something

Oh and btw i also agree

Does anyone disagree ??

Well that's agreed then

/em taps fingers waiting for the next confusing quote


bumpy

we have a winner


blimey that was a toughie

YAY ! :) Ok here is a tough one .. you'll NEVER get this one are you ready ????/ OK You think you are wise, Mithrandir. Yet for all your subtleties, you have not wisdom. Do you think the eyes of the White Tower are blind? I have seen more than you know. With your left hand you would use me as a shie...

Beetlejuice ?

Ghengis wrote:history of the world part 1?

and that Mel Brooks thing is the right answer

yay !!

no responses ... ok another clue inc ...

Its good to be the King!!

nope not that either :/


another hint

Let's face it - you can't Torquemada anything!

No to all of them. here's another clue

Could you *please* step on the same foot at the same time! My tits are falling off!

nope .... good film tho

Great film .. i musta watched it over 25 times. been years since i last saw it tho


OK ....

Only a miracle can save us now.