Humberton Guard Guild Website

Gribz0r wrote:kriek? sigh what a woman

Class... though I do believe some special effects have been used in a few of those pics - he really doesnt have that kind of acting range!!

Boxing Day... cos it means Christmas is out of the way for another year and my wallet can come back out of hiding from teh missus! Nah...my favourite thing is seeing little kids riding their new bikes etc up and down teh road, though sadly it seems less n less as they are stuck in front of their PS2...

I was just about to unleash my uber move as well... but now I can keep it for teh next game !!


Here are some photo's of my bat dancing in celebration..


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But you have yet to see my special move for just such occasions!

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phew, almost caught me there with teh early sneaky shot!

I am stuck here til 7pm... and bored, although I just braved Chester for an hour to do some lunchtime shopping.... twas busy busy busy!!

Beware the knock on your door late in the middle of teh night now then......

Well they will keep on calling until it is .......

Well... Is it done?

Ahhhh.... still ... my I.T dept may not see it that way

may have a browse in a bit.

Did you check the old stuff on it though - there are old adverts and articles in the archives etc, the for sale stuff is pure genius...

Twigbob wrote:I had a very strange day in work today, i was actually busy :|

strange experience to say the least

How bizarre...... Still bored off my chunk here

That link above Lorth looks a lil bit dodgy too be clicking on in work - just on the name alone...

Other than me there is only 1 other bloke in the area in which I work.... full o women it is...rather good fun - slowly I am taking notes on female behaviour - I hope to post some results in early 2055 when I finally hope to figure something about them out..

My favourite online newspaper is www.framleyexaminer.com Tis class ... The onion is also pretty funneh tbh..

Gawd I am teh bored ..... 2 hours to go...2 whole hours

Mmmmm badger stroking...... (omg lol - just as I was typing the Mmmmm a woman sat near me went Mmmmmmm - not the best to try and explain why you just nearly wet yaself laughing...) = I am stuck in work til 7pm all week... and its dead... How many times can you read the bbc website and skysports in a...

Come on... post something funneh...spam*....do anything...just help me get through teh days up til xmas !!!



*lets see how long it takes to get teh thread locked - we could maybe run some experiments on it...

Hmmmm gotta get me a copy of that...looks good

Bamber Gasgoigne was nearly my father in law ( ask Iceanark for the story) Thats something I wanna hear about tbh !!! I am trying to think of some now myself.... Once shook hands with Maxim from teh Prodigy. Met Brandon Block in a bar in Cyrpus called River Reggae (he is a DJ for those who are goin...

I used to work with a relative of his - the guy didn't know him very well to be fair (i think he was either a nephew or cousin - can't remember) but he did have an uncanny resembalance to Mr Wood and also sported bizarre sideburns and wild hair... That is my only claim to fame* :cry: *I lie... I hav...

Sonds cool dude, if you could send us the I.P that would be most handy for when my BF2 addiction lets up a bit

I think if it had a stats rating system like BF2 I would never have left tbh - Its nice to gauge your progress, and see how many times you have killed someone with a shock-pad

Ah well... just conceded defeat on my lunch break and went and bought Special Forces as well ..more pwnage tonight methinks

So far I am really enjoying it - may get the expansion but only if it adds to the stats on the original as well - otherwise it's gonna be forever before I advance in either.. Gotsa love the CS:S tho for quick carnage but haven't played it for awhile - kinda go through spells on that - had a lan sess...

Anyone else played/playing this? A mate of mine badgered me into buying it because I like Counter Strike Source but had managed to ease myself away from it and back to DAOC... and now this appears...and its great !! Been hammering it a bit over the weekend - and you can level up and stuff and it tra...

Class lol.

Thats ok then, hopefully won't go over that... Only thing with me cleric I noticed is Dex is low on it - only 50 i think in base so even with items 125 +25 if I can sort dex cap - but I don't think I am gonna be able to squeeze much in with regards to extra dex... Is that going to make much differen...

Had no stuff really in my old Korts - only ever used it for my Cabby template previously...

Next thing - is there a cap to how much additional I can add to hit points beyond the base 200?

When you say copy the items - do you mean you can actually copy the items from the DAOC folder so it holds them all and saves me typing them in 1 by 1 myself? if so how do you do it - tried and failed last night...

Is there a download for Korts that has all teh items etc in - save me rooting stats out for items I know I need but can't remember why - only found my final template list that had items and total stats- it needs rework but I don't know where as I don't have the item stats....doh!