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once upon a time in america ?

.. is playing hide and seek with the doyouthinkhesaurus.

It was at this time in a pub near Chester that a fight broke out Evzy immediately knew what to do he jumped up on to a chair waving his arms around trying to mezz the adds. Unfortunately ....

he was flying to Benidorm in it. Shirley was wondering why when british peple go out to drink for the night they have to have a drink before they leave. Its like having a steak before you go to the restaurant.

his wife said "no change there then" ...

LOL i saw that a couple of years back made me laugh then. Reminds me of a film i watched about chess in the suburbs. Cant remember the name of it but there was this one line in it that went along the lines of. "Look this is serious business here. We arent talking about a quick game of speed che...

"wash the shit off your hands first. These Parisian toilets leave alot to be admired."

It was at precisely this moment in a stationery cupboard in St Pancras that ...

The peeps that put this rule in place get my vote also

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20071115/t ... eca_1.html

LOL eedjutt judge

immediately feels better, he was glad he had fur lined pockets.

Meanwhile back in Paris right under the Eifel Tower Fabrice was about to do what he had been preparing for months. His heart was beating faster. He turned to face her, took her took her hand looked into her eyes and said "....

the shakers reminded him of the time he had some baad drugs and he saw his own arse detaching itself and facing him and saying " I am your farter luke" ........

He wanted everyone to know that the butler did it. "Whats that Flipper" said little Jimmy "theres been a collapse in the old mine, and Bracken's favorite goat has been trapped."

AT that moment something got bumped. so we went to the Batcave where Alfred was preparing...

Teh Last Action Hero ??

Snatch >?

OOOO i am all excited we are gonna get a new quote

Lets have another clue no guesses recently.

Yeah we have a winner

Amelie it is

nope :) have a bigger clue -- well more words anyway :) (slightly edited) Nino is late. She can only see two explanations. 1 - he didn't get the photo. 2 - before he could assemble it, a gang of bank robbers took him hostage. The cops gave chase. They got away... but he caused a crash. When he came ...

"Ok enough Python for now save some for later" i hear you say. :) So to get us back on track after nobody was able to guess that last tuffy about a dog, here is a new quote for you. Time's funny. When you're a kid, it passes slowly, and next thing you're fifty and your childhood fits into ...

Long haired lover from Liverpool, by the icon that is Little Jimmy Osmond?

stop swooning ladies i havent mentioned Shane MacGowan yet. :/

nerf dubble posts !!



I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'

Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

Yes you have. YAY!!

Now go and collect your prize.

Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

Is it Puppy Love by Donny Osmond ????












oops wrong thread :/

I got it !!! ---- [rhymes with rigsby]
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Beethoven.


The big dog clue made it sooo obvious

/shrugs like a puzzled puppy

It is Love Actually

Looks like i more or less hit the target without taking aim :P have a quote :) Hello, David. I mean "sir". Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. And now I've gone and said "shit" - twice. I'm so sorry, sir. : It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "fuck", and then...

Gizza nuvva clue pweeze

My mind is just chasing around aimlessly trying to guess it

Ok back to pointless guessing.

Clueless?

Coneheads?