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Despit the fact that my arm was starting to turn an uncomfortable shade of green, we decided to go for a drink down at the local. On our way there we came across a large migrating herd of cheese and decided

I was so suprised that I fell off the bed and fractured my fibia. On the way to the emergency room we had to stop off for

a large peice of cheese

Errr... The End

I have been on the Beta for a few months now And here are my impressions: Its a lot of fun to begin with, but it does get monotonous after a few weeks (picture playing a never-ending game of capture the flag). There are no variations on the theme - you have to capture the enemy's bases, and defend y...

Doh, double post - see below

Fingoniel wrote:not everyone here reads BW ( I know some religiously avoid it)

Like the plague mate!

Hehehe very good... some people have waaaay too much free time tho

and started to reminisce about the great brie famine of 263 b.c. where people

She was 6 feet tall, with absolutely massive

Midgard. All of a sudden Frank offered our hero 50 squid if he

they had a strategically placed

To which Frank relpied; "It depends on how tight

Fingoniel wrote:yarg!

what a cool word.

Kinda sounds like the noise I make when I clear my throat

(Our story so far...) Once upon a time there was this guy who was an alien from the planet Dorket and he had a very green shiny sword, which he often used to cut cheese, his favourite being his mum's home-made smelly blue smelly sock and chive. One day, he was approached by a shady looking man in a ...

once over

and giving the lady next to him a

his stockings had given him a really bad rash.

tatoo artists in the beyond who could pull off a good "I Love my MOM" chop on the arm. Needless to say

Bear Cub 2 Cart Horse 10 Diamondback Toad 51-55 Faeire Frog 28-30 Marsh Worm 9-11 Brown Drakeling 34 Boulderling 9 River Sprite 6 Cornish Giant 40 Angry Bwca 45-47 Bwgan 22-23 Goblin Monitor 33 Sprawling Arachnid 34-35 Piper Fairy 52-56 Witherwoode 57 Cant believe you forgot the pygmy gobbos and el...

I wanna be extra strong cheddar

Now unfortunately the hero of this story was afflicted

Wardywonderland wrote:We should have ranks named after mobs. They can range from urchin squib to Legion

And Fin can be Apocalypse

well they must weigh a hell of a lot less.... maybe if we got a few of these we could be even more uber on keep takes

must be accompanied by a very large

there was this guy

Are the groups going to be by guild, or more functional in nature?
We should get this sorted now so we dont spend 2 hours mucking around tonight getting organised before we even leave CWS.

ciao

Yipppeeeee I feel so welcome

p.s. The luggage is AWOL, its pissed with me for some reason

WEEEEEEEEE, its me, Rincewald from CoZ

Let me in pleeeeeeeaase