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Posted: **Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:09 pm**

Bah you always get one don't you

Release Brian!!!

Posted: **Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:16 am**

Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

Posted: **Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:21 am**

nerf dubble posts !!

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'

Posted: **Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:51 am**

"Ok enough Python for now save some for later" i hear you say.

So to get us back on track after nobody was able to guess that last tuffy about a dog, here is a new quote for you.

Time's funny. When you're a kid, it passes slowly, and next thing you're fifty and your childhood fits into a rusty little box.

Posted: **Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:27 pm**

time bandits

Posted: **Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:49 pm**

Collegien wrote:
Time's funny. When you're a kid, it passes slowly, and next thing you're fifty and your childhood fits into a rusty little box.

Digby Th'....oh never mind...

The Magnificent Seven?

Posted: **Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:52 pm**

Dude I think it was Digby.... go go go....

Posted: **Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:23 pm**

nope

have a bigger clue -- well more words anyway

(slightly edited)

Nino is late. She can only see two explanations. 1 - he didn't get the photo. 2 - before he could assemble it, a gang of bank robbers took him hostage. The cops gave chase. They got away... but he caused a crash. When he came to, he'd lost his memory. An ex-con picked him up, mistook him for a fugitive, and shipped him to Istanbul. There he met some Afghan raiders who too him to steal some Russian warheads. But their truck hit a mine in Tajikistan. He survived, took to the hills, and became a Mujaheddin. She refuses to get upset for a guy who'll eat borscht all his life in a hat like a tea cozy.

Posted: **Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:15 am**

would it be Amelie?

Posted: **Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:51 am**

Yeah we have a winner

Amelie it is

Posted: **Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:38 pm**

I still think it is the Magnificent Seven. I'm sure Yul Brynner said those very words.

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:09 am**

damn, that means i gotta think one up now

ok, here goes:-

"You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?"

"Yeah, for a second, I kinda did."

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:27 am**

The Great Escape?

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:36 am**

is that an austin powers movie? hmm or maybe waynes world...

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:29 am**

i think its kill bill but i can't remember if its 1 or 2

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:17 pm**

Indeed its Uma...from Kill Bill 1 - the scene where she fights a gazillion dudes then the little girl from Battle Royale, the quote is Lucy Liu and Uma...

When you think about it...Uma is kinda an odd name.. Uma..

~wanders off muttering Uma~

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:13 pm**

Evzy wrote: When you think about it...Uma is kinda an odd name.. Uma..

~wanders off muttering Uma~

If I recall from an interview, it some American Indian name. I don't remember what it meant...probably "turnip of 1000 years" or "buffalo's elbow" or something. Native Americans liked names like that.

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:40 pm**

If we have a girl I might name her somethink like "MDWKYIFCNM"

Its Welsh for "My dad will kill you if you come near me".

Uma though... kinda nice to say ...bit like eating fluffy cotton candy.

Is it true that Bracken in American Indian means "He who was PL'ed to RR9 by teh Ubertank" ?

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:53 pm**

Evzy wrote: Is it true that Bracken in American Indian means "He who was PL'ed to RR9 by teh Ubertank" ?

Na, it means "Saviour of goats from the rampant Welshman".

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 3:03 pm**

you pretend to rescue the goats but really you're kidnapping them yourself so the old "stockholm syndrome" comes into play and they fall in love with you so you can have your wicked way with them!

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 3:10 pm**

Is that a film quote?

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 3:36 pm**

No...its the truth...

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH !!!

Posted: **Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:56 am**

Is that a film quote?

Posted: **Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:59 pm**

Erm.... mebbe

Posted: **Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:02 pm**

This can't last. This misery can't last. I must remember that and try to control myself. Nothing lasts really. Neither happiness nor despair. Not even life lasts very long. They'll come a time in the future when I shan't mind about this anymore. But I can look back and say quite peacefully and cheerfully how silly I was. No, no I don't want that time to come hither. I want to remember every minute, always, always to the end of my days.

no that's the quote...

Posted: **Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:36 pm**

talking of Digby scary to think how well Jim Dale's career has gone outside of Carry On Movies even though he's not much heard of on our side of the atlantic anymore.

e.g. In the UK Stephen Fry narrates the unabridged audiobooks of teh h4rry p0773r but Jim does the Merkin ones! plus "He also holds two Guinness World Records: one for having created and recorded 134 different character voices for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, and one for occupying the first six places in the Top Ten Audio Books of America 2005"

Posted: **Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:04 pm**

bisquit wrote:
This can't last. This misery can't last. I must remember that and try to control myself. Nothing lasts really. Neither happiness nor despair. Not even life lasts very long. They'll come a time in the future when I shan't mind about this anymore. But I can look back and say quite peacefully and cheerfully how silly I was. No, no I don't want that time to come hither. I want to remember every minute, always, always to the end of my days.

no that's the quote...

Ah I know that one...

The Great Escape.

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:17 pm**

Lets have another clue no guesses recently.

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:19 pm**

Erm....Back to the Future?

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:55 pm**

its an old classic basically set in a train staion

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