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Hibernian Rhapsody (sung by a Lurikeen Ranger)

(Sing to the Tune "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen) by Ant ButterNut, Hibernia, Palomides.


Am I a real Class?
Or am I a Comedy?
Caught by a Infil
No escape from Perf-Artery

Handing out RPs
Cant' find a group...
...am I diseased?

I'm just a Lurikeen, three feet of hilarity
So I'm hiding here, 'til Camo
A little guy, with little bow
Anyway the arrow goes, doesn't hit a thing, hit a thing

Sanya, I just killed a Troll
Put a arrow through his head
He yelled ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG...
and now he's dead.
Sanya, should I even try to run?
A Skald with Odin's Eye is after me

Sanya, boooo...

I didn't mean to kill again
And you know it means I will be nerfed tomorrow
Fumble and miss, fumble and miss, and bladeturn in case I hit them...

Too late, my buffs are gone
After fifteens minutes time
I now melee like a Lime
Dont stop and rez - I'll just die again
Gonna release and sit and cry at Ligen's door

Sanya, booo...
(Chorus) anyway the arrow goes...

I don't want to cry
But sometimes wish I'd never been leveled at all!

(Norse Chorus)
I see a snow silhouetto of a little deadman
Lurikeen, Lurikeen will you yell and make us laugh now?

Troll and a Norse Viking...
spamming
spamming
spamming
me

/release, /release,
/release, /release,
/release its one key...
(Chorus) his main macro!

For I'm just a filler class and Mythic doesn't love me

(Mythic Chorus)
He's just a filler class, from a filler realm, you see
Let's let him shoot faster, to increase our hil-ar-i-ty!

Easy level easy out - will you let delete now?

(Mythic Chorus) Lurikeen! No - we will not let you delete now
(Hibernian Chorus) let him go!
(Mythic Chorus) Lurikeen! We will not let you delete now
(Hibernian Chorus) let him go!
(Mythic Chorus) Lurikeen! We will not let you delete now

let me go!

(Mythic Chorus) Will not let you delete now

let me go!

(Mythic Chorus) never!
Never let you delete now

let me go!
Never let me delete now - booo

(Mythic Chorus) No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!

Oh devils Sanya, and Olivia, and Copper wont let me go!
Mythic and the Herald Staff have a CSR put aside for me
for me
for ME!

So you think you can nerf me and spam when I die
So you think you will "love-patch" me and then laugh when I cry
Oh Sanya - can't do this to me Sanya
Star Wars just came out - Star Wars is out, I hear

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Anywhere the arrow goes
Anyone can see
Anywhere the arrow goes - doesnt hit a thing - hit a thing

Anyway the arrow goes...

Genius