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Spamdex?
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:12 pm
by Evzy
What is it?
Is it like Semtex but Spammy?
Been wondering this awhile and think being as I am Spamdex that I should at least make a thread asking what it is...
Answers on a postcard to the usual address etc*
Entry is free I charge £7 per word I read..
Alternatively you could try leaving messages on this new fangled internet message board leaver thing!
*etc
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:24 am
by Fingoniel
it's a bit like spandex, but with one letter different.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:34 am
by Evzy
So what does it actually mean - that I am stretchy and that Bracken likes to wear me at weekends?
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:56 am
by Legaethiel
eeekkkk
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:35 pm
by Evzy
Legaethiel wrote: eeekkkk
Indeed
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:33 pm
by <TMM>Borgio
is it a bit like a pokedex? but made of spam?
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:20 pm
by Evzy
<TMM>Borgio wrote:is it a bit like a pokedex? but made of spam?
Dunno... whats pokedex? Is that a stretchy Pokemon?
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:59 am
by <TMM>Borgio
im ashamed to say I know this but no its a small electronic book which stores all hte information known on pokemon, like a mini database in your pocket.
Ergo a spamdex will be a database, about spam.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:18 am
by Evzy
Ah... that makes sense then
Cheers Borg !!
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:02 am
by bisquit
no spamdex is dextreous spam
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:15 am
by saffron
I am really confused
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:30 am
by Evzy
saffron wrote:I am really confused
Welcome to the forums
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:31 pm
by Dervish
Evzy wrote:saffron wrote:I am really confused
Welcome to the forums
Quite
and Bisquit - "Dextreous"??? That some new fangled biochemical word then?
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:51 pm
by bisquit
maybe it is Derv.... or maybe its from the dictionary of Bisquit, lost thousands of years ago, only a few people alive today know the secrets of it!
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:11 pm
by Bracken
Evzy wrote:So what does it actually mean - that I am stretchy and that Bracken likes to wear me at weekends?
Dude, you wouldn't fit...
Spamdex is surely the Spam Index - the ultimate spam, the oracle of spam, it's the thing you consult for all your spam needs. Just like Goatdex is Evzy's title on that "other" internet site...
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:53 pm
by Evzy
Bracken wrote:
Spamdex is surely the Spam Index - the ultimate spam, the oracle of spam, it's the thing you consult for all your spam needs. Just like Goatdex is Evzy's title on that "other" internet site...
Ahhhhh now it makes sense - on that "other site" when I told you a goats rear end was referred to as a Villa....and you amended your sig on here...ahhh...
So I am Spamdex? I therefore have achieved Oracle status in the world of spam? Sweet...so technically...there is no spam? Neo is real?
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:38 pm
by Fingoniel
Evzy wrote:
So I am Spamdex? I therefore have achieved Oracle status in the world of spam? Sweet...so technically...there is no spam? Neo is real?
No.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:39 pm
by Evzy
Fingoniel wrote:Evzy wrote:
So I am Spamdex? I therefore have achieved Oracle status in the world of spam? Sweet...so technically...there is no spam? Neo is real?
No.
No to which bit? I take it the bit about Neo?
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:58 pm
by bisquit
if he is the spam oracle, what does that make me?
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:02 pm
by Evzy
bisquit wrote:if he is the spam oracle, what does that make me?
My beatch....
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:03 pm
by saffron
Bracken wrote:Evzy wrote:So what does it actually mean - that I am stretchy and that Bracken likes to wear me at weekends?
Dude, you wouldn't fit...
Spamdex is surely the Spam Index - the ultimate spam, the oracle of spam, it's the thing you consult for all your spam needs. Just like Goatdex is Evzy's title on that "other" internet site...
Really?
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:06 pm
by Evzy
saffron wrote:
Really?
Prettu much aye... you will get used to it around here soon enough - Brack abuses all things Goat.. tries to blame me.. I threaten to post pics, he claims it was his twin brother, its goes around and around...
Oh and I stand accused of being a spammer, when really I just like to chat*
*even when no-one is listening.
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:54 pm
by Fingoniel
Evzy wrote:
No to which bit? I take it the bit about Neo?
As in you're not the spamdex
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:14 pm
by Evzy
Fingoniel wrote:Evzy wrote:
No to which bit? I take it the bit about Neo?
As in you're not the spamdex
Is that like there is no spoon?
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:36 am
by hawkeye
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:11 am
by Evzy
hawkeye wrote:
Tell me about it!
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:10 pm
by saffron
Evzy wrote:saffron wrote:
Really?
Prettu much aye... you will get used to it around here soon enough - Brack abuses all things Goat.. tries to blame me.. I threaten to post pics, he claims it was his twin brother, its goes around and around...
Oh and I stand accused of being a spammer, when really I just like to chat*
Hmmm....all things goat? Well if we post some pictures of Kate Moss or Victoria Beckham then maybe he'll feel at home. They have goat faces....Perhaps we can find some pictures of people looking like Dogs...hmmm...Jade Goody springs to mind straight away
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:22 pm
by hawkeye
jade goody=hippo/elephant
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:59 pm
by Evzy
Posh Spice = Tubbs out of League of Gentlemen.