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Evzy
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by Evzy » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:27 pm
Top 3 ways to make someone fall over.
1. Walk behind them and kick their legs from under them
2. Tripwire
3. Pour water in front of them, then using a freeze ray (you will need to invent one of these also) zap the water just as they are about to step into it, turning into ice and causing them to slip.
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saffron
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by saffron » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:34 pm
Rayzor wrote: My top 3 West Ham players:
1. Julian Dicks
2. Paulo DiCanio
3. Tony Cottee
My top 3 Forest Players are:
1) Stuart Pearce
2) Roy Keane
3) Nigel Clough
Wasn't Julian Dicks around at the same time as Stuart Pearce? I've forgotten, because I know Pearce and Walker were first choice defenders in the England in the early 1990s.
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by Rayzor » Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:10 pm
aye, they were around at the same time. Pearce is one of my favourite players too, and Keane heh.
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Crimson,
Navy,
Black!
Javai
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by Javai » Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:09 pm
Top 3 Sunday roasts
1. Lamb
2. Chicken
3. Pork
And off to make mid-week roast on that note since the weather is very un-salad like!
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Jiggs
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by Jiggs » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:55 pm
top 3 hammers:
Di Canio
Devonshire
Bishop
Ghengis
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by Ghengis » Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:53 am
Jiggs wrote: top 3 hammers:
Di Canio
Devonshire
Bishop
1. claw
2. ball pein
3. sledge
with an honourary mention for toffee hammers ofc
sleepy
saffron
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by saffron » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:05 am
Jiggs wrote: top 3 hammers:
Di Canio
Devonshire
Bishop
Mine are:
Brooking
Martin
Allen
Anyone that beats the Gooners in a cup final is worthy of praise - though I was only 4 when they did that.
Rayzor
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by Rayzor » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:12 am
Top 3 work email subject lines (well, the 3 at the top ;p) :
Just what is happening in the store?
progress analysis 10days ea-free chlorines.xls
Fwd: 6.11 Measurement Tolerances for Mass & Volume V1 2006-07
boring!
Icatel
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by Icatel » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:24 am
Evzy wrote: Loren is skaing close to teh ban on Top 3's with teh meglomaniac top 4/5/6's... someone stop Loren!!!
Top 3 Invisible things
1.
2.
3.
quality...
Tis all about the kites...
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Evzy
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by Evzy » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:34 am
Top 3 Top 3's
1. Top 3 Movies
2. Top 3 Books
3. Top 3 Albums
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Evzy
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by Evzy » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:50 am
Top 3 Movie Serial Killers.
1. Freddy Krueger
2. Jason Vorhees
3. Pinhead
Sadly Freddy couldnt be here today to accept his award so his good friend Leatherface is willing to accept the award on his behalf... Ok can we have a big round of applause for eveyone's favourite leather faced chainsaw killer though not so favourite that he could make the top 3... Everyone give it up for Leatherface !!!
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saffron
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by saffron » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:49 am
Favourite 3 tight-head props in teh rugby:
1) Legaethiel (158 appearances for Nottingham RFC; 258 appearances for Havant; 327 for Gosport and Fareham)
2) Julian White
3) Victor Eboguo
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by Rayzor » Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:23 pm
Top 3 Mark and Lard thingies:
1.Fat Harry White
2.Missing words
3. Lard's Classic Cuts
Ghengis
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by Ghengis » Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:00 pm
Rayzor wrote: Top 3 Mark and Lard thingies:
1.Fat Harry White
2.Missing words
3. Lard's Classic Cuts
no.
1. shed of dread
2. cooee rhaspberry
2. stop ! carry on
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Jiggs
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by Jiggs » Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:45 pm
Top 3 Episode IV Soloisms:
1. "Yeah, I'll bet you have."
2. "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. "
3. "Don't get cocky."
Javai
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by Javai » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:08 am
Top 3 things to do today:
1. Buy Alistar Campbell Diaries
2. Write 750 words of research paper
3. Phone Mum and discuss weddings.
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Rayzor
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by Rayzor » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:53 am
top 3 things me and em have got to buy for when we move in:
1. router
2. sofa
3. fridge freezer
Dervish
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by Dervish » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:59 am
Rayzor wrote: top 3 things me and em have got to buy for when we move in:
1. router
2. sofa
3. fridge freezer
You sure? Surely fridge >>> sofa - you can drink cold beer sitting on teh floor - what use is a comfy chair with no beer?
saffron
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by saffron » Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:11 am
top 3 highly suggestive songs:
1) Jewish Princess - Frank Zapper
2) Dirty Love - Frank Zapper
3) Bike - Pink Floyd
Pm me if you want to know the lyrics, waaaay too suggestive for a family forum
Evzy
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by Evzy » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:34 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Outhere_Brothers
There first ever single probably is ...slightly more suggestive...Heard someone talking about it t'other day on TV, had forgotten all about that one...
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Ghengis
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by Ghengis » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:19 pm
top 3 mushy songs that i cant help liking despite myself
1. who wants to live forever
2. linger
3. dedicated to the one i love
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Minimarv
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by Minimarv » Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:41 pm
top 3 things to make my camping weekend go bad
1. Costco run out of Hoegaarden
2. Rain stops us from drinking into the early hours
3. the campsite rules stop us from going because we dont have children ( the injustice of it all and nothing on the website about needing kids)
rant over roll on the weekend
Sheep go to Heaven, Goats go to HELL!!!!
saffron
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by saffron » Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:27 pm
3 things we are doing for Legaethiel's birthday tomorrow:
1) Taking Paul and Chloe over to their cousins house to play
2) Hiring dvds
3) Curling up in front of our widescreen tv
and spending quality time together
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by Lorthania » Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:02 am
Top 3 shops to visit when we are in the UK:
1. Marks & Spencer (for a jar of marmalade)
2. Tesco (for cider)
3. W.H. Smith (especially if the 3 for 2 offer is on for Discworld books)
and many many others
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Littlerose
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by Littlerose » Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:19 am
Excellent thread - quality reading in hysterics last night!
Top 3 things my son says:
1. Muuuuuum
2. Muuuuuum
3. Muuuuuuuuum
Top 3 breakfast cereals:
1. Crunchy Nut Cornflakes
2. Shreddies
3. Crunchy Nut Cornflakes mixed with Shreddies?
Rayzor
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by Rayzor » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:27 am
top 3 iron maiden songs:
1. Children of the damned
2. Hallowed by thy name
3. Revelations
Evzy
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by Evzy » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:47 am
Top 3 special abilities that would be handy in everyday life.
1. Can/Bottle opener Hands
2. Eyes that shoot Lazer beams that can almost burn through tissue
3. Ears that dispense beer
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bisquit
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by bisquit » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:10 pm
why would you need a bottle opener if ur ears dispensed beer?
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by Fingoniel » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:14 pm
bisquit wrote: why would you need a bottle opener if ur ears dispensed beer?
so that if you're listening to something you can still open a beer?
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Evzy
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by Evzy » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:21 pm
Dur what if your ears run out, our someone else is helping themselves to some earbrew and someone passes you a can of hotdogs to open... Thats why I could be a superhero and you couldnt - you just dont see the bigger hotdog can picture!!
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