gubbins

Wardywonderland · Post by **Wardywonderland** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 2:55 pm

travel the

Aule Valar · Post by **Aule Valar** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 3:38 pm

seven seas he

Rincewald · Post by **Rincewald** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 3:42 pm

must be accompanied by a very large

Wardywonderland · Post by **Wardywonderland** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 3:45 pm

chocolate covered

Gribz0r · Post by **Gribz0r** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 3:58 pm

Cardboard cutout of Britney Spears!!

Rincewald · Post by **Rincewald** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 3:59 pm

Now unfortunately the hero of this story was afflicted

Wardywonderland · Post by **Wardywonderland** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 4:00 pm

with a

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 5:09 pm

rare, but considerable stroke of luck, that lead to

Larik · Post by **Larik** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 5:11 pm

an imposing

Llendil · Post by **Llendil** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 5:36 pm

72 inch member

(some ones got to make it smutty somewhere for goodness sake, may aswell be me!)

Rayzor · Post by **Rayzor** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 5:40 pm

...ship card for his local

Gribz0r · Post by **Gribz0r** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 6:21 pm

beer brewery. Aunte Doreens niece (aka Red hot Lizzie)...

Rayzor · Post by **Rayzor** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 8:02 pm

(36,24,32) said to him " why don't you just go and..."

Wardywonderland · Post by **Wardywonderland** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:17 pm

pull a

Catalina · Post by **Catalina** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 10:39 pm

pint for yourself, then we can sit down and talk about

Gribz0r · Post by **Gribz0r** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 10:41 pm

your finger in

Wardywonderland · Post by **Wardywonderland** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 10:53 pm

your nose

denubis_drunk · Post by **denubis_drunk** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 11:28 pm

as it seems to visit that place a lot.

Wardywonderland · Post by **Wardywonderland** » Thu May 01, 2003 8:32 am

After 10 pints and a bottle of JD

Elwysse · Post by **Elwysse** » Thu May 01, 2003 8:41 am

our hero couldn't stop

Wardywonderland · Post by **Wardywonderland** » Thu May 01, 2003 8:47 am

himself from

jetsetminer · Post by **jetsetminer** » Thu May 01, 2003 9:30 am

grabbing hold of

Post by **Fingoniel** » Thu May 01, 2003 9:46 am

that episode of eastenders on video he'd always wanted

Wardywonderland · Post by **Wardywonderland** » Thu May 01, 2003 10:07 am

to compare to that eposide of

jetsetminer · Post by **jetsetminer** » Thu May 01, 2003 10:40 am

farscape, you know the one where

Post by **Fingoniel** » Thu May 01, 2003 11:11 am

a big green alien, dressed like tom hanks in "the green mile"

Mathiyn · Post by **Mathiyn** » Thu May 01, 2003 12:28 pm

with small, protruding

Rayzor · Post by **Rayzor** » Thu May 01, 2003 3:00 pm

spherical object

Gribz0r · Post by **Gribz0r** » Thu May 01, 2003 3:32 pm

called the T.I.T.

Post by **Fingoniel** » Thu May 01, 2003 3:40 pm

which (obviously) stands for