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.. is playing hide and seek with the doyouthinkhesaurus.

It was at this time in a pub near Chester that a fight broke out Evzy immediately knew what to do he jumped up on to a chair waving his arms around trying to mezz the adds. Unfortunately ....

he got bonked on the head by a passing

turtle who wasn't at all pleased with the current state of affairs and so he.....

decided to kill them all and let god sort them out!!

As I sat and surveryed the carnage, an odd thought popped into my head.......

..took out his rapier and fenced away just like his hero, Touche.

Touche Turtle found himself on an internet forum and he wondered where the story would go next.


^^^ Nerf long phone calls while i am posting Evzy beat meh ! [ no thats not a request:/]

Evzy wrote:decided to kill them all and let god sort them out!!

As I sat and surveryed the carnage, an odd thought popped into my head.......

" I wonder if they sell jam sandwiches here. I am famished, and i could have lashings and lashings of ginger beer " I loved being in the secret famous 5.

That would have been the end of the story, but unfortunately, Paul Merton came along and ...

but I still feel bad about killing the other 4, though when I actually think about it I don't feel too bad about it because....

Evzy wrote:but I still feel bad about killing the other 4, though when I actually think about it I don't feel too bad about it because....

I can still make many many simultaneous posts on the HG forums! That would have been the end of the story, but unfortunately, Paul Merton came along and ...

got his face blown off by me, mostly because I still remember his awful Hancock homage where he was on a train, then I decided to....

charge valiantly into a library and disrupt the studies of hundreds of students therefore causing.........

Mass hysteria and the loss of hundred of tins of Netto beans from "my shelf in the fridge" ......... the thick plottens.