Humberton Guard Guild Website

http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html

hmmm I got 12 years sentence.

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £0

...wasn't me, I don't even like mince pies...honest gov!

Thought I'd better add that playing online games keeps you honest...well keeps you inside at least

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000

...oh dear

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 14 Potential fine: £0

im risky!

what made me laugh the fact that its illegal to eat a mince pie on xmas day, and the <cough> fact that masterbation is illegal is indonesia.

im just glad its legal to walk around butt naked in your own home...seems im in the clear

OMG at question 25. The bow and arrow one

hmm yes, remind me never to go to york

Moody wrote:OMG at question 25. The bow and arrow one

it was a good shot too, from long range

Years in prison: 19.5 Potential fine: £5000 thats me arsed

York is a great city (I live here \o/)

The "shooting a scotsman" law is funny tho Dates back to the time of William Wallace (Braveheart for all you uncultured folk ) iirc.

In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000

I aer teh goody-two-shoes!!

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

On the subject of question 25, it says in Chester it is ok if inside the city walls and after midnight, but it doesn't say before what time. So this means that you can do it at anytime, since what ever the time it will be past midnight

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

Oh dear. See you all in 2015

ps. can i borrow 2 grand?

Oooeerrr.... ummm... years: 112 fine: 9500

Yeah ok, I've been a baaaaaad boy

was there anything you didn't tick? just tested it and hte max years in prison in only 130 for all that

Dont worry, Im a proudly reformed hellraiser

So when did you shoot someone? And is that why you started a cleric to try and heal your way back to peoples good books?

Hmmm ...
"
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 75 Potential fine: £5000
"

And they can thank god I never got my hands on an xbow

LOL

Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 73 Potential fine: £7000

I guess as a right ole' goody-two-shoes I should turn you all in to serve out your time. It'll probably take most of you all of your life.. and probably most of your next one too. I hope you put enough credits in to get a few continues...

Sarum TheBlack wrote:I guess as a right ole' goody-two-shoes .

Do you really expect us to take that serious with a name like that C'mon, cough up the true xxx years and £xxxxx fines you got during the test.

It's true! I'm 100% suger and spice, and stuff...

44 years 7 grand fine. Me bad Boy, me dont Care.

Come on Rince, lets be Kingpins

Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

lol youre all lightweights!!

OMFG i got 117 years in prison and a £7000 fine!!!!someone lock me up.