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Evzy
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by Evzy » Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:24 am
salt and pepper shakers that looked oddly like Andrew Ridgley and George Michael.....
"Thats it, you are going to....."
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Dervish
Danish Blue
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by Dervish » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:58 am
"refill these bloody condiments 'cos my ickle leprachaun fingers can't get the blasted tops off".
He handed the cheap, whamtastic novelties over...
Littlerose
Cornish Yarg
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by Littlerose » Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:28 pm
....to Pete, who was at that moment doing a pretty good impersonation of George Michael. Pete took one look at the leprechaun, snatched the salt and pepper shakes off of him and....
Sara
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by Sara » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:02 pm
Ran like a girl towards the big.....
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Lorthania
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by Lorthania » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:34 am
... Frankfurter sausage which faintly resembled ...
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Littlerose
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by Littlerose » Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:09 am
...his mother.
"Can you help me with this please?" cries Pete desperately, pointing back the way he came. "That leprechaun over there wants me to...
Lorthania
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by Lorthania » Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:17 am
... stock up on condiments, I think he fancies ...
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Evzy
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by Evzy » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:20 am
his chances as the next Jamie Oliver, but I just havent the heart to tell him that........
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Dervish
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by Dervish » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:34 am
...Jamie Oliver the chirpy mockney plonker is even more irritating and loathsome than the entire leprechaun branch of the Wham Fan Club.
Shakers now filled he...
Evzy
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by Evzy » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:02 am
decided it was quite some time since he last shaved a bear...
He studied the shakers in his hand and......
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Sara
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by Sara » Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:54 am
had an emotional breakdown due to the fact that....
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Collegien
Cheshire
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by Collegien » Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:47 am
the shakers reminded him of the time he had some baad drugs and he saw his own arse detaching itself and facing him and saying " I am your farter luke" ........
Littlerose
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by Littlerose » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:46 am
Shaking his head at the incredibility of his memories, he resumes his task of shaving the bear. Reaching into his pocket, he...
Collegien
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by Collegien » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:01 am
immediately feels better, he was glad he had fur lined pockets.
Meanwhile back in Paris right under the Eifel Tower Fabrice was about to do what he had been preparing for months. His heart was beating faster. He turned to face her, took her took her hand looked into her eyes and said "....
Evzy
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by Evzy » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:27 am
"pull my finger, go on, pull it..."
Ethel believing that Fabrice was about to propose, was shocked at this latest development, his immaturity showing yet again, she decided to......
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Littlerose
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by Littlerose » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:06 pm
slap him with the wet fish she had hidden in her coat.
"Oh Fabrice" she sighed, "I thought you were going to......
Collegien
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by Collegien » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:56 am
"wash the shit off your hands first. These Parisian toilets leave alot to be admired."
It was at precisely this moment in a stationery cupboard in St Pancras that ...
Evzy
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by Evzy » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:26 am
time began to fold in upon itself creating a potential cosmic rift, luckily Bob was walking past with his spanners and fixed it, he turned to his friend Harry and........
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Sara
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by Sara » Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:26 pm
Waltzed into another plane of existence where he found a.....
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by Fingoniel » Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:04 pm
fantastic thai green chicken Curry.
After sating himself on this wondrous meal he
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Evzy
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by Evzy » Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:24 pm
decided that he should phone his wife and explain he would be late for dinner due to being in another plane of existence, but first he......
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Dervish
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by Dervish » Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:29 pm
remembered he was allergic to coconut and died. As his body fell limply...
Collegien
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by Collegien » Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:07 am
his wife said "no change there then" ...
Sara
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by Sara » Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:33 pm
and promptly ran off with the Post man....
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Lorthania
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by Lorthania » Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:29 am
who wouldn't recognize a plain of existence even if ...
Writing a virus for a Mac is like invading Greenland. You could but why the hell would you want to?
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Collegien
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by Collegien » Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:22 am
he was flying to Benidorm in it. Shirley was wondering why when british peple go out to drink for the night they have to have a drink before they leave. Its like having a steak before you go to the restaurant.
Evzy
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by Evzy » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:36 am
Shirley was regretting having that steak before she went out for dinner tonight, she decided that she best go and have a big..........
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by Rayzor » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:01 pm
look around the bathroom.
She saw it there....lurking.....in the corner.
"Wow" she exclaimed, I've never seen a
Littlerose
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by Littlerose » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:28 am
spider as big as THAT before".
Grabbing the phone, she quickly dialled the phone number of her best friend.
"Annette" she gasped, "I really need you to....
Lorthania
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by Lorthania » Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:31 am
bring over your pet mutant dinosaur, unless it ...
Writing a virus for a Mac is like invading Greenland. You could but why the hell would you want to?
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