Jokes

Pog · Post by **Pog** » Thu Sep 12, 2002 8:17 am

How do you get virgin wool?

From Ugly sheep

Post by **Fingoniel** » Thu Sep 12, 2002 10:00 am

*groans*

Pog · Post by **Pog** » Thu Sep 12, 2002 10:28 am

Fin - aren't you from Aberdeen?
I thought you might have appreciated a mention of sheep.

Post by **Fingoniel** » Thu Sep 12, 2002 10:54 am

ick no.
am from the west coast.

Post by **Fingoniel** » Thu Sep 12, 2002 10:55 am

Faroes versus Scotland:
From Talk sport on Saturday.

Presenter: we have Jim on the line who wants to discuss Faroes vs Scotland.

Jim: Thanks...eh yeah. Just want to say it's an absolute disgrace. I mean we were playing the weakest side in world football and we cant do better then a draw.

Presenter: It was a poor result........

Jim: Poor result?? It's absolutely scandalous! The manager has lost the plot completely, he has to go. I know we have never set the world alight over the years on the international stage but I cant remember things being this bad. It's the end for us. The absolute end. We are the laughing stock of world football.

Presenter: Look Jim I know it looks bad but there is still a long way to go, admittedly there does not seem much chance of qualifying for 2004 but things will improve.

Jim: I never expected to qualify and dont mind that so much as we are not good enough....but to fail to beat a team like Scotland is a different matter and a real massive blow to everyone on the island.

Pog · Post by **Pog** » Thu Sep 12, 2002 11:55 am

What goes:
Clip Clop Clip Clop Clip Clop Clip Clop Clip Clop Clip Clop Clip Clop Clip Clop
BANG!
Clip Clop Clip Clop Clip Clop Clip Clop Clip Clop Clip Clop Clip Clop Clip Clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting