What Is Your Battle Cry?

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Vorcyn
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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Post by Vorcyn »

Amused me for a while ;) :

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php
Skulking along the tundra, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh Vorcyn! And he gives an ominous cry:

"I'm going to pulverize you with such disregard for common sense, it will be a new form of crime!"
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Post by Rayzor »

Sprinting through the tarmac, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Rayzor. And he gives a booming grunt: "I'm going to hump you with such wanton cruelty, your momma won't recognise you!"
:o

dunno what to make of it really!
sharpened screwdriver? maybe talking about teh jambia i use ;)
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Post by lenda »

Hehehe
Prowling over the freeway, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Lenda! And she gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to beat you so utterly, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"

or
Zang! Who is that, stalking through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Yargin, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He howls ominously:

"Hail the blood-letting! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!"
or
Sprinting along the fields, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Yanis! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"I'm going to torment you so utterly, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!"
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Post by Fingoniel »

Yea, verily: Who is that, running on the terrain! It is Fingoniel, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!"
Respeccing to crush was obviously destiny...
Hark! Who is that, sprinting on the candy store! It is Glamis, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a booming scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!"
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Post by gwen »

Zang! Who is that, rampaging on the tarmac! It is Gwen, hands clutching a thorned whip! She roars apocalyptically:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!"

Gwen
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Post by Duryn »

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking through the icy wasteland! It is Duryn, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you until you pee fire!!"
that's just wrong :lol:
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Post by Afroninja »

Striding across the wasteland, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh Afroninja! And he gives a spectacular cry:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I plunder until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"
Hark! Who is that, sprinting across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Riviera, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He howls mightily:

"In the name of malice, I bring darkness and mayhem until everything has croaked!!!"
and :)
Running over the tundra, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Xirtam! And he gives a gutteral scream:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!!"
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Post by Simius »

Mine are:
Striding over the tundra, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Simius! And he gives a cruel roar:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!"
and shockingly
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling on the icy wasteland! It is Dolorous, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He cries ominously:

"I'm going to fuck you into the danger zone, then steal your lederhosen!!"
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Post by Twigbob »

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding through the candy store! It is Twigbob, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He cries mightily:

"I'm going to contort you into a fine spicy powder!"
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Post by Velo »

Stalking amidst the plains, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Velo! And he gives a gutteral cry:

"I'm going to spank you until you pee fire!!"
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Post by Blacksun »

Hark! Who is that, prowling on the tundra! It is Blacksun, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He grunts apocalyptically:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, you are made of meat and I am very hungry!"
Hmm I aint no middy scum :-?
Zang! Who is that, stalking along the icy wasteland! It is Blak, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a low roar, his voice cometh:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I plunder like a river of pure piranha!!!"
:great: Got the polearm spot on......scary!
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Post by Aule Valar »

Zang! Who is that, sprinting on the cliffs! It is Aule, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He screams thunderously:

"I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!!!"



Yea, verily: Who is that, striding across the fields! It is Elendar, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a vengeful grunt, her voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!!"
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Post by Coren »

Stalking amidst the tarmac, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Coren! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!"

I used to play the recorder. Wonder how they knew?
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Post by Eeek »

Rampaging out of the cliffs, wielding a mighty sword, cometh Dial! And she gives a booming bellow:

"I'm going to flog you like it's my job, and grin like a fucking maniac!!"

Rampaging along the tarmac, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Aissa! And she gives a low bellow:

"I'm going to smack you into a new dimension of pain, and trade you for a candy bar!"

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Post by Hawkwind »

Hawkwind::pint:

Hark! Who is that, running amidst the icy wasteland! It is Hawkwind, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a spectacular howl, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you so hard, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"

Necrophilian:

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling on the freeway! It is Necrophillian, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a low scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to torment you so hard, you will polymorph into a bag of marshmallows!"
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Post by muyla »

` Fucking CCed again..... `

` When i am done with you, i`ll drop you of a cliff to see im howy many pieces you`ll shatter`
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Post by Syri »

Striding through the icy wasteland, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Syri! And she gives a low scream:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"
baseball bats are cool....
Skulking out of the cliffs, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Pirel! And she gives a spectacular scream:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!!"
seems my cleric had a strange upbringing...
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Post by Zoogle »

"In the name of malice, I lay waste to the landscape like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"

hmm oh well
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Post by <TMM>Borgio »

Rampaging over the fields, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Borgio Finstermoor! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"I'm going to hump you beyond the end of time, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"

So funny
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Post by Bracken »

Lo! Who is that, stalking over the fields! It is Bracken, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He roars thunderously:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I feel like chicken tonight!"



Pretty accurate actually :oops:
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Post by Evzy »

"Hail the blood-letting! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!!"


Word!
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Post by Eurynome »

Lo! Who is that, skulking amidst the icy wasteland! It is Eury, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She cries vengefully:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I slice through beating hearts until there is no more hope!!!"

um, think my cleric has issues

Hark! Who is that, rampaging out of the terrain! It is Eurynome, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She screams thunderously:

"I'm going to punch you into the fast lane, then make toast!!!"

Well since respeccing to fire and earth she could atleast make her own toast :lol:

Rampaging out of the candy store, clutching gilded boxing gloves, cometh Euryz! And she gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to fuck you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and hit you with a steamroller!"

Oh my! :oops:
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Post by Jocelynn »

Skulking across the fields, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Jocelynn! And she gives a low bellow:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to the landscape until my loins find satisfaction!!"

That certainly sounds like me alot I have to say :wink:
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Post by Pintheus »

Stalking over the fields, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Pintheus! And he gives a vengeful scream:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!"
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Post by Appollo Creed »

Prowling along the fields, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Elajt! And she gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!!!"
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Post by Tisme »

Prowling across the freeway, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh Tisme! And she gives an ominous howl:

"I'm going to fuck you with such zeal, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"
OH!!!!! :o
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