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salt and pepper shakers that looked oddly like Andrew Ridgley and George Michael.....

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"refill these bloody condiments 'cos my ickle leprachaun fingers can't get the blasted tops off".

He handed the cheap, whamtastic novelties over...
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....to Pete, who was at that moment doing a pretty good impersonation of George Michael. Pete took one look at the leprechaun, snatched the salt and pepper shakes off of him and....
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... Frankfurter sausage which faintly resembled ...
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...his mother.

"Can you help me with this please?" cries Pete desperately, pointing back the way he came. "That leprechaun over there wants me to...
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... stock up on condiments, I think he fancies ...
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his chances as the next Jamie Oliver, but I just havent the heart to tell him that........
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...Jamie Oliver the chirpy mockney plonker is even more irritating and loathsome than the entire leprechaun branch of the Wham Fan Club.

Shakers now filled he...
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decided it was quite some time since he last shaved a bear...

He studied the shakers in his hand and......
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had an emotional breakdown due to the fact that....
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the shakers reminded him of the time he had some baad drugs and he saw his own arse detaching itself and facing him and saying " I am your farter luke" ........
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Shaking his head at the incredibility of his memories, he resumes his task of shaving the bear. Reaching into his pocket, he...
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immediately feels better, he was glad he had fur lined pockets.

Meanwhile back in Paris right under the Eifel Tower Fabrice was about to do what he had been preparing for months. His heart was beating faster. He turned to face her, took her took her hand looked into her eyes and said "....
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"pull my finger, go on, pull it..."

Ethel believing that Fabrice was about to propose, was shocked at this latest development, his immaturity showing yet again, she decided to......
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slap him with the wet fish she had hidden in her coat.

"Oh Fabrice" she sighed, "I thought you were going to......
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"wash the shit off your hands first. These Parisian toilets leave alot to be admired."

It was at precisely this moment in a stationery cupboard in St Pancras that ...
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time began to fold in upon itself creating a potential cosmic rift, luckily Bob was walking past with his spanners and fixed it, he turned to his friend Harry and........
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Waltzed into another plane of existence where he found a.....
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fantastic thai green chicken Curry.

After sating himself on this wondrous meal he
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decided that he should phone his wife and explain he would be late for dinner due to being in another plane of existence, but first he......
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remembered he was allergic to coconut and died. As his body fell limply...
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his wife said "no change there then" ...
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who wouldn't recognize a plain of existence even if ...
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he was flying to Benidorm in it. Shirley was wondering why when british peple go out to drink for the night they have to have a drink before they leave. Its like having a steak before you go to the restaurant.

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Shirley was regretting having that steak before she went out for dinner tonight, she decided that she best go and have a big..........
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look around the bathroom.

She saw it there....lurking.....in the corner.

"Wow" she exclaimed, I've never seen a
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spider as big as THAT before".

Grabbing the phone, she quickly dialled the phone number of her best friend.

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bring over your pet mutant dinosaur, unless it ...
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